September 18, 2014

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

(via laughcentre)

September 18, 2014

haileyd4est:

Don’t ever let anyone dull your Disney side.

(via laughcentre)

September 18, 2014
cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

(Source: solarsenpai, via laughcentre)

September 18, 2014

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via lilybuckingham)

September 17, 2014

bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

(via lilybuckingham)

September 17, 2014

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via laughcentre)

September 17, 2014

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

(Source: iraffiruse, via fuckyeahloldemort)

September 16, 2014

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September 15, 2014

dialupmodem:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

(Source: alexbam2006, via fuckyeahloldemort)

September 15, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

[shavenraven]

(via lilybuckingham)

September 15, 2014
"…the older I get, the more I see how women are described as having gone mad, when what they’ve actually become is knowledgeable and powerful and fucking furious."

Sophie Heawood (via hereticnarrative)

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September 15, 2014
kaesworld:

The realist shit ever

kaesworld:

The realist shit ever

(Source: doodlepoop, via lilybuckingham)

September 11, 2014

thatdudeemu:

darvinasafo:

Rest In Power

Boyce “Scoop” Coleman

RIP

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

September 11, 2014

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

September 10, 2014

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via lilybuckingham)

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